why do i fart first thing?

Question:

does anyone else have the same problem as me?....first thing in the morning before i even get out of bed i let rip several times!..i cant help this but my partner thinks its disgusting although he does it himself through out the day!...any remedies?

Answers:
No remedies, but all is not lost....

Fart into plastic bags & store them until you have enough in order to lift you up into the air. You can fly over your neighbourhood & take photos of all the houses which are breaking the hosepipe ban.

Then drive around these house with the photos & blackmail the houseowners!

Your farting will have accomplished 2 things:-
(1) given you something to do rather than waste time on Yahoo
(2) provided a handy second income

As your partner is a farter as well you could do this together, although I suspect his smell like cold curry & sweaty socks whilst yours will obviously smell of roses & apple blossom!

let it rip, or get up and use the washroom and let it rip in there,

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