does any of you women have any funny labour stories?


Question:
I had diamorphine for the pain and was quite out of it and I told the midwife to pot the nine ball in the top corner pocket amongst lots of other daft things

Answers:
I broke the railing in my home off the wall by accident!

Other Answers:
at the 11th hour of a very painful natural labour, i was about dying -not exageretaing-, but my hubby kept telling me how much he loved me, how beautiful i was etc etc. of course, he wanted to support me pshicologically but i really hated him at that stage of my life. if i could reach the telephone directory on the table in my hospital room, i decided to take it and bang his head with this heavy directory.

and then i had a urgent c-section.. very bad recovery time.. lots of very bad things..

and then, i told him not to say bloody romantic things again in any of my future labours.

he admitted it.
I don't know what I had for pain [long time ago when the doctor didn't tell you - just gave you a shot] but when I started to come out of it, my husband wanted to know where his socks were as he needed them for work. I was in the hospital of course.
Apparently I waved my arm in the direction of the door and said "they're over there in the drawer with my feet."
i noe one!!
there once was a girl named rachel and she was a *****.

hahaahah thats hilariouse!!!

urs isnt even funny

wow


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