WEIRD QUESTION: How do you know if you are about to shart or fart? i cant figure this out?


Question:
I farted the other day and I could sware it was just a clean fart. Turns out I soiled most of my tighty whiteys underwear and they were stained brown. I mean Is there a pre-emptive way of knowing whether you are about to shart or just fart. What are the symptoms?

Answers:
please don't sit next to me.

Other Answers:
if your stomache hurts up top, its gas, if its down low. hit the toilet
ive done that one too many, im just cautious about what i eat b4 i feel it comin on
thats just nasty, goto the bathroom reguardless
Well that must of sneaked out! LOL. But u just know deep down in ur gut!
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YEARS and YEARS of experience
DO YOU HAVE PICTURES?
Sorry no offence but if you can't figure that out, maybe you should get some Depends or something
I don't know. But why don't you just carry around those adult moist wipes (they're like baby wipes but are for adults)? Yes, they do have them because mostly elderly people use them. (I use to volunteer at a nursing home.) Also, just because mostly elderly people use them doesn't mean younger people can't use them.

ex: Charmin Freshmates (you can find them at the isle with toilet paper in the store)
wth is ur prob? thanx 4 ur answer! NOT!!

and u thynk that IM a SICKO?? look at this weerd question.
When we were in grade school we were told we have five senses. We have many more. This is one of them. The rectum can sense the difference in density between solid stool and gas, butt it is less accurate when detecting the difference between liquid and gas.hence the messy skid on your whities. Just throw that pair away.
just do it and find out
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i always poop my pants


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