My chest has been hurting,so I am going to perform an appendectomy. Any good sites that tell me how to do it?


Question:
I especially need help with something that will kill the pain, but not whack me out enough so that my hand slips. I also need to know what the appendix looks like so I know when I've found it, and what's the best kind of thread to use for the stitches when I sew myself back up.

Answers:
Your appendix is in your belly, not your chest. I suggest you remove a lung instead.

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hahahahaha.

I truly hope you're joking - if you're not you'll just end up in the morgue. Good luck.

Oh - and by the way - appendicitis doesn't cause chest pain.
Ok, now tell us you are kidding.

Have you ever heard the phrase that a doctor who operates on himself has a fool for a patient? I think that's it, anyhow.

You really need to go see a doctor, if you are serious.

And if you're joking, it's really a bad one.

Why am I even bothering to answer this?
How the hell is taking your appendix out going to stop chest pain? Having an appendicitis attack makes your stomach and lower right quadrant hurt, not you chest! You are so stupid!
Appendectomy for a chest pain?
You`re an idiot.
Stitches are old fashioned. I recommend you hop down to your local office supply and get yourself a stapler. To control the pain, have someone hit you with a 2x4 every few minutes. An appendix looks like an aardvark and is located behind your left knee. Good Luck in curing your chest pain.
Are you completely stupid or what? Go to the doctor you moron... for one, if you have pain in the chest it is NOT appenicitis, two, performing surgery on oneself is idiotic (and thats being nice). If you have nothing better to do with your day than post rediculous questions like that when there are children reading then i think you should see a shrink as well


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