I have to pass a pre-employment drug test in about a week. Stopped smoking pot for two days now...?
Question:
There is a lot of info out there, but I don't know what to trust. Heard everything from pickle juice to water to hopelessness. Let me re-iterate, I NEED to pass this test, so don't bother answering with self-righteous comments like "Don't do drugs": I did 'em and I need a way to pass: I don't need your life lessons. I just need to know a concrete and reliable way to pass a URINE test which will most likely test for THC. Please send me any ideas you may have. Thank you so much!
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This is so funny cuz' I am in the same situation and just asked the same question just a little bit ago......go to www.hightimes.com on there front page is a link that will get you to spectrum labs they also have a number 1-800-270-8142 this is where you can purchase purifiers they have something called an absolute quick flush capsules this may help.....also drink lots of water and as gross as this sounds Vinegar.....I also have to take a test in a week.....do not eat anything with sugar in it no candy soda anything stay away from juices they are high in natural sugar. and start praying to the freakin' gods.....lol wish me luck and good luck to you. Let me know how you do. also it usually takes 30 days not 3 months I used to be a heavy smoker and had it out within 30 days
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Well Good Luck, maybe you shouldn't continue, what if they pop a random on you after you are hired. Then you can say bye bye to that job
pickle juice might be good, but what is important is vinegar. drink vinigar and pray.
I heard it takes 30 days to pass out of your systems, so you're screwed... by yourself.
drink gallons of water. Drink until you can't drink anymore then drink again. To break the monotony drink 16 ozs of straight white vinegar 2 or 3 times a day.Continue even after constant peeing starts
Your new employer may want you to take off the burka you are wearing in the picture.
drink about a gallon or so of vinegar
supplement that with cranberry juice.
then cross the fingers.
There is nothing that will remove the chemicals generated by pot from your blood stream. It takes about a month for the drug to pass naturally from your system.
stop smokin 4 ever
Just keep off of smoking and drink a lot of water.
I have heard that THC tends to bond with natural fats, so a few meat dinners or even a stick of butter might help. But when I used to smoke a lot, simply drinking a lot and laying off it for a few days worked everytime.
I know something,which will work 100%, but I will not tell you. You need to grow up first. Have fun with pot, and destroy your future and your life:) (water is not the key, it doesn`t work at all)
Ok..gallons and gallons of water and cranberry juice.....start now and drink at least 3 each per day until your test. Go to GNC (or better yet...go to a smoke shop) and guy the Gold colored (can't rememebr!!) drink....I can't remember the name....they are there and they do work..Buy two of them...one the day before your test..and one for the day OF....
You do this and you'll pass.....
Lots of water...I mean gallons. You sound pretty thin but just to be safe try drinking a gallon a day right up until the test. The goal is to pee water for the test. Also try taking Niacin..it's a vitamin. It will make your face red but it will clean you out like whoa. I know someone about your size that cleaned out in 48 hours and smoke all day every day. Best of luck to you.
Considering you said that you would only keep clean until you pass the test and get the job makes me wonder if you should actually get the job.
When I used to smoke and needed to pass a test, I went to the health food store and purchased something called Redi-Clean(I believe that was the name). Anyway, it comes in a 16 oz bottle and it is a really thick liquid. You cannot smoke 48 hrs before the test. You drink the entire bottle 1 hour before your test. Immediately after you drink it(I hope you can hold it down because its REALLY thick), you fill the bottle up with water and drink that. You can drink an additional bottle of water if you'd like. It only works if you do not smoke 48 hours before the test!! It cost about 28$ a bottle but it worked for me. Good Luck!!
FYI, too much water is also bad for your health.
Heck, if I 100% knew the answer on how to beat the test I wouldn't tell you. You ask for help, but you don't want to hear any criticism about the actions that caused the problem in the first place. Hah!
there is a pill that you can get from the sort of stores that sell pipes and bongs, not sure of the name but it dose work, mi mate had a joint two days before his test and had this pill the day before the test and passed no worries!
good luck bro!
I have seen a product in healthfood stores that claims to clean your system in 24 hours, and I have people tell me it works. Link for more info
http://www.potsmokersnet.com/drugtest/index.html
I've heard a lot of crazy things people have tried. My roommate in college was a heavy smoker and would try anything to get a job. I'm not going to list them because they're more harmful than actually smoking pot. My sister, who's also very into drugs, told me it take 2-4 weeks for the THC to clear your urine, depending on how often you smoke, how much, and if it's potent stuff.
Your safest bet is to come up with an excuse to postpone the test to give it more time to go through your system. Maybe grandma will have to get sick and have a heart attack or something to that nature.
I understand your circumstances but am sorry to say you are too late to hide THC from the urine test. My point is, the ingredients of pot are not easily dissapeared from the blood it just stays there in human blood for more than 3 months or so.If you had given up the pot on time before three months then you'd have chances of negative urine test. How come you didn't know about this?? Now, all that you have is to drink strong Green tea as much as you can which should help you get away from the problem. Best of luck!
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