who has been to the acme mental health institute?
Question:
if u r obsessive compulsive press 1 repearedly
if u r co dependent please ask someone to press 2 4 you
if u have multiple personalities press 3 4 5 and 6
if u r paranoid we know who u are and what you want stay on the line so we can trace the call
if u r delusional press 7 and your call will b transferred 2 the mothership
if u r schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell which number 2 press
if u r maniac depressive it doesnt matter which number u press no 1 will answer
if u r dyslexic press 865325478929136
if u have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line
if u have amnesia press 8 and state your name address phone number date of birth credit card number and your mothers maiden name
if u have post trumatic stress disorder slowly and carfully press 911
if u have bi polar disorder please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. or after the beep
Answers:
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Other Answers:
that is sooo funny! i have heard that before too!!
: ) I hope you copied and pasted this instead of wasting so much freaking time typing that BS.
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