What if a man's excess body fat was stored in his penis instead of his belly ?

Question:

["Just a laugh" kind of question, not looking for a serious
answer. Answers wil be judged on how hilariously funny
they are.]

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My guess is that we wouldn't call it a spare tire anymore, but maybe instead a .. spare sausage?

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Just not possible!!

You wish belly boy. No problems, I feel fine!

well your just screwed ha-ha-

there would be alot of women in pain Then we'd have some big penises!

I'm thinking I'd be cooking even more than I do now.

then thats one lucky girl then.good thing i have a big mouth:)

Can you fellows sit at a computer without thinking about your penis? Fat cells grow in non-muscular areas and since your penis is a muscle HA HA I guess yours are in the head region! I don't care how funny it is, but if you think about it, he would never get laid because no woman would have him. Seriously. Also, it might be the end of sex as we know it.

To make matters worse, if men stored their extra fat in their penises, where would women store their extra body fat?

I am not worried. I have no extra body fat, but it would sure change the biology rules. The birth rate would definitely plummet. And there would be an end to child support as we know it.

Spammers would be flooding our in boxes with come-ons
for penis reduction creams.

and,

I'd probably considering trying one.

.because, after all, what would a 25 pound penis be good for (assuming you're not a whale)..??!!

Pants would be shaped differently.

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What if a man's excess body fat was stored in his penis instead of his belly ?

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