are there any side effects to masurbation?


Question:
i dont do it but my friend angela says there are and im not sure but i do not agree with angela soo are there any effects..if so wut are they?

Answers:
Yes, there are side effects, in fact the government, along with the christian right, has required side effect notification, like you see on Tylenol bottles, for anyone who does masurbate. So, I am so glad I have gotten to you before you started, cuz most people start at a very young age, before they can even spell masurbation, and then it is to late for them. So I am so glad that you have come here first, for advice, on what is now, and should be a very public issue. The terrorists love the death and destruction masurbation instills in us, they know, as does God, the punishment for such atrocities. In fact, if I were you, I would get to the nearest church, carrying a big sign about what masurbation is doing to your poor friend Angela, sorry it is to late to save her, but you can save everyone else and you must remember, it is your christian duty to spread the word. The side effects for masurbation is hairy palms.And God just saw you look, tell me, do you like warm climates?

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With the exception of maybe getting some calluses on your hands or thingy, there are absolutely no side effects.
daaaa.. i do it almost everyday ,n i m living see!!
a popeye like forearm
bliss
Sleep...
You can make yourself less sensitive to touch. Other problems are listed on the link.
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http://www.clitical.com/female-masturbation/masturbation-problems.php
not that i know of.

a lot of the "side effects" people know of are fake and were probably fabricated by the sex-negative contingent to discourage people from doing it.

so, go right ahead.
SIN emotional disconection from the one you love.
Nope. Unless you do it like 20 times a day. Then you can make the area sore but that's about it. 3 times a day and you should be good to go.
Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinep. conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.
The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.
Uhhhm. I'm having a little trouble reading the question. Can you please type larger?
Um.smelly fingers?
yes it is highly addictive. it is like smoking cigartettes. if you don't start you don't have to kick the habbit later. its bad for you. you will want to do it over and over again.
If you do it to hard you get a sore kitty!
No side effects, except guilt. It is a forbidden thing if you look at it from the bibles perspective. When you find out what you like you then pass it on to your partner who can do it for you.


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