Question for everyone?
Question:
Sorry I would just like to know if people do they same as me lol
ill tell you if you do :o)
Answers:
i don't fart and if i do then they smell of roses so people think it's my perfume.
Other Answers:
Hold it in or excuse myself to the ladies room.
I'd do it then move away to let someone else take the blame hehehe im so evil
i just hold it in
let it slowly creep out and walk away from that spot and wacth outher peoples faces.
Hold it in..please hold it in, for everyones sake.
Make sure i'm standing by a bloke so if it smells he will get the blame hee hee
i make sure there is no sound.i dunno how i did it
run for your life.
save the savoury smell to yourself.
cmon! all people do fart! so dont be ashamed if you fart in a sea of people.. be proud! its too good to be true!
I find that if you discreetly hold one buttock with your hand and "open you crack" a bit - it tends to come out silent.
If you think it's gonna smell, yep, I advise slowly move away.
If there is no way to avoid it being a noisy one, cough while you fart and it covers the sound.
Wow, I sound like I guy here!! (I'm not!!)
If it's noisey where I am I just let it out. Sometimes I let a little bit out at a time.
fart what else can you do,, and before all you woosies go on about ew! disgusting. it wasn't me that designed to human body and i'm not gonna suffer discomfart just cos you think it's not right to fart. anyway you do more harm trying to hold it in.
yer spincter is like a pressure safety valve so when the pressure get too high it blows. imagine if you like a high pressure compressor. if the safety valve doesn't work the whole thing would explode.
so if yer body did that then the results would be more disguting than a slight PHHRUP!
as that old greek dude said" I stink therefore I fart "
hold it an wait til ya can
as my old man used to say.let the flavour flood out!
***Depends! If your in a crowd of strangers and can keep a straight face, let it go! Have some fun with it and watch the peoples reaction for entertainment. If you are a female, chances are no one will ever suspect it is you if you fart in a mixed crowd. Do it near babies, people will write it off as a dirty diaper, or you can do the famous "Crop-Dust" where as you are walking you let it seep out and leave it to everyone's guess of where it came from!
LOL well I just let it rip if it can't be held
my reply is well sue me I am old
just let it out and blame someone else
try to hold it. or go to bathroom and release it!
My goodness!
I never knew so many people did this!Thank heavens for youqa.com.
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