I have a constipation problem. Here it is.?

Question: The other night i had to crap but i couldn't because i was at the movie theater and the movie had just started. Well after the movie was over i didn't have to go anymore so i didn't. When i got to my house i still didn't have to go so i went to bed. For the next two weeks i either didn't have to go or i was busy doing something else. Finally 2 weeks later i was at my friends house and then i had to go. I knew it would be big so i asked my friend if she wanted to come with and help me. SHe said sure. We got in there i pulled my pants and underwear down and started to push and strain. The end poked out so i touched it and it was rock hard. I kept pushing and everything. It got farther but then it went back in. I was desperate to get this monster out. I grabbed some toilet paper pushed and then started to pull my turd out with the toilet paper. It hurt so bad and just kept coming. Finally i dropped it in the toilet. It was about 2 feet long and like 5 inches wide. OUCH! And there was 1 4"

Answers:
Did it look like your mama!

Other Answers:
exlax...just chew it up..maybe a cpl

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oh my god! you are so freakin disgusting! and you asked your friend to help you? that's sick!

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lol
OH MY GOD
LMAO
WHOOO HOOOOOO
2 WEEKS HOLDING THE TURD OF DOOM
AND 2 FT LONG
TALK TO GUINESS ABOUT THAT RECORD

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hahaha ur friend said sure ill help with ur huge turd hahaha,next time dont leave ur fanny plug in so long

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Yoga for constipation - Home remedies for constipation
http://www.askaquery.com/Answers/qn1650.html

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