Why are people so sad when they have P.M.S.? (purple monkey syndrome)?
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because typically monkeys are sweet funny little creatures who make us laugh but the depressing purple monkey creates havoc and discord thus those who are bitten or scratched by the elusive purple monkey are infected with the virus that turns the skin and hair of the monkey purple and that same virus when contracted by a human results in symptoms like sadness, irritable bowels and a strange urge to change your name to a sign rather than using phonetic or alphabetical letters. please understand there is no cure for pms and that the symptoms worsen with age, if you see a purple monkey avoid it at all costs and call your local humane sodiety for its removal and destruction. ;)
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I guess it must be the those darn purple monkey hormones!
Um it's not purple monkey syndrome, it's Pre Menstrual Syndrome. It occurs before a girl's period, and mood swings, which explains the sadness, occur A LOT!! lol just give whoever is said and suffering from PMS some space and lots of chocolate and everything will be ok.
~*Toodles*~ I'm not sad, I'm evil. Purple Monkeys just have that affect on me!!
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