My urine dirty i smoked some weed i have to take drug test anything i can do to pass it?
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You could always grow up and stop smoking weed.
GNC wouldn't help you anyway. There is nothing you can do or take that will clean out your system. Nothing. I know, there are products out there that claim they do it, but they are a scam. You would be wasting your money on something that does not work. If you smoked weed in the last month, your urine will test positive.
There is nothing you can do about it. But if you don't smoke pot (or do any other drugs) you will NEVER have to worry about this again.
Moron.
Oh, and keep in mind that drinking too much water can cause your brain to swell and kill you. Don't listen to these underqualified idiots.
But you are the one asking this, so that doesn't say much.
wait a month before you test. stay away from the weed.
go to GNC or a health food store and get a drink that cleans out your system.
how about stop smoking illegal drugs?
It will do you some good to miss this job opportunity . get your act together, then find a new job.
depending on when you have to take the test, drinking SH!T LOADS of water will eventually clean out your system. But it takes a while, and when i say sh.it loads, i mean S H I T L O A D S !!
Drink an assload of cranberry juice and cross your fingers.
Not smoking pot would have been the best thing to do. I would suggest drinking vinegar.
if you have green tea. it has natural antioxidants in it.
um.. and drink a lotttttt of water. and exersise a lot cuz it stores it in your fat cells.
but depending on when you have to take the drug test.. your screwed because its going to take probably 2 weeks at the least
grow up
i have no idea bro.. i think eating few lemons could help... eat the whole thing without water...then after 1 hour drink like 30 glassed of water...
tough luck!
I am not sure any remedies actually work! lol...
so cant really tell ya much! Most people say drink tons of water, but that doesnt work either, so sorry i cant really help ya out
quit smoking,
best of luck to ya
Only thing to do is wait, about 30 days to test negative for THC.
man i think the only think you can do is switch your urine with someone with a clean results. i once switched with someone my good urine so they would pass. just keep it warm its was easy cause it was in a bathroom with lots of stalls
Go to a health store, like a gym, they sell products that "clean" your urine. You drink a ton of water with the product, wait a lil while then empty your bladder, then you take the test within an hour of that.
I only know this from other people, i don't use drugs. Drugs are bad mmmmkay
1. Takes a month+ to get it out of urine.
2. If they take a hair sample from anywhere on your body they can tell if you've taken drugs in the past 2+ years.
3. If you try to dilute yourself they can detect this, and failing a drug test for being diluted is as good as walking in with a crack pipe.
Plus, this drug test is going to go on your permanent record and nobody is going to hire a druggie! Hope this helps!
if u have ateast two days drink a gallon fo water per day and on the first day take 3 teaspoons of vinegar; depending on weight this should take care of anything within 48hrs.
Dont smoke weed. Drink a gallon of water a day. You might get (or keep) your job if you only test+ for THC. It happens all of the time...they get lost.
nope that weed will stay in your system for 30 days and if you smoke before that time comes up that time will just build up so stay away from the pot!
The only hope is to get someone to pee in a condom for you--warm it in between your legs or under your arm. I had to do this for my cousin once because she had to meet up with her probation officer. The second time around I didn't do it for her because if people put addictions above productivity they don't need to tarnish a company with their presence--there are too many dedicated people that want jobs. There's no miracle way to get it out of your system since it's stored in the fatty tissues of the body. Explain your situation to a friend and stop using--either on your own or get help. Life is too precious to live in an altered state of mind and a deteriorating state of body.
DONT DRINK A GALLON OF WATER THAT CAN KILL YOU a few months ago it was on the news that some lady died because she chugged a gallon of water.
i think you can read
http://www.health-sky.com/html/category/...
You knew this test was coming up and you still toked? Smart move, Sherlock!
I heard through the grapevine that vinegar helps, but I don't do drugs so I don't know for sure.
depends on how long you have and your body mass/metabolism. If you have 30 days then a healthy dose of pickles (vinegar) and cranberry juice will do the trick if you dont have huge body mass. Vinegar and cranberry juice naturally clean out your urinary system. If you only have a few days you pretty much need some purification systems from GNC. (I used SONNE 7, tastes like death, works the best) You could always try to drink MASSIVE amounts of water to dilute but some times a diluted test result is the same as a failed test result.
lol.. They have a detox tea in GNC but I don't know if it works. Especially if you have to take the test like tomorrow. I you smoke often it take 30 days or more for marijuana to get out of your system. But If you smoke only once or twice it can take up to 2 weeks to get out of your system. If you work out (burn fat) and increase your metabolism it will help. The THC hormone (found in marijuana) is stored in fatty tissues. Good luck!
i have seen people pass by going buy some cirto (it's like gellitan powder) from the grocery store, you drink the cirto like 2 hours ahead of going for the drug screen, then take som vitamins (to add substance to your urine) and srink lots of water, soft drinks, gatoraid, etc (you drink more than one type of liquid so that your urine is not diluted, this is also why you take vitamins.) make sure you urinate once or twice before the offical test. the cirto is like a gellitin, so it lines your bladder (like pepto does to your stomach) and anything you ingest after that goes right through, at the same time it doesn't let any of the toxins go through.
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Drinking plenty of water and juices helps rid the body of impurities. Stay away from coffee, tea and carbonated beverages if possible. Also refrain from drinking alcohol. While alcohol is being metabolized the body does little else in the way of processing other foods and ingestibles, preferring to concentrate on the alcohol because it is an extremely rich source of energy and sugars. In other words, consuming alcohol slows the body's process of clearing itself of other impurities.
We have drug tests at work all the time. My workplace is potentially very dangerouse. If you show up stoned, make a mistake and workmates could die.
YOUR SCREWED!!
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