What is the most embarassing place you ever let out a loud FART?
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In the computer lab in junior high. It's always so quiet in there, and then those plastic seats. man it was bad! Haha!
On stage during a play i was performing in, i paused for a second to take a breath and BAM!
In an old Lady's mouth
I coughed at a wedding and it just slipped!... Everyone stopped to see where it came from so I started looking around too, in hopes that noone besides my date would know! THAT was bad enough and it stunk too!..*blushing*
In confession with a preist. it's cathiloc...
I have to win this because I am the Lord (Lady?) of the Farts.
I was asked to solo/sing "God Help The Outcasts" for an event where a chorus stood behind me with candles to show caring for people with aids. I farted mid-instrumental part of the song, and it was loud. I looked out and saw my brother grin back. I couldn't help it. I gave the most evil grin. At least I didn't laugh. My friend G was really embarrassed. lol.
I have also farted in church, crowded elevators, whilst meeting famous people, on dates, and in karate. In karate, because I was always centered, I would fart a lot and sensei used to keep the doors open. I would fart when I would spar (fight) people and they joked that it was my secret weapon.
Lactose intolerance= unfortunate.
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