How do i pretend to be sick and sucessfully get an MC?

Question: Well, that's the question. To pretend in front of the doctor.

Answers:
drink a lot of coffee or red bull, you'll be flushed and your heart rate will be up or you could take some medicine that will make you really tired which will make you seem run down and lower your HR, wither way you'll look strung out, don't offer any suggestions of your own, just say how achy you feel

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Honesty pays. Once I needed an MC and went to the doctor. He said you are plain lazy and nothing else. I explained my difficulty to the doctor and requested him to jot down the medical term for laziness and got an MC. The doctor was truthful and my boss did not understand that medical jargon for laziness! My job was done.

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