Should there be a law against insanity in public restrooms?

Question: Now a days the insanity conditions in the public restrooms is somethin terrible. I tell you a xample of what is talkin bout. Theys got those little paper gaskets that pull out and you puts on the toilet seat, (by the way I always steal off a few and bring um home to use on our baby boy Earl as a bib to keep the spaghetti o's off his new shirt, well those are a fine and dandy. But those new toilets with the "elongated low profile bowl "and that "super air assisted" flush, well theys just gettin the best of me. First that "super air assisted" flush it sounds like a jumbo 747 a takin off the runway. Don't dare flush while you is still a sittin down...it cause a swirlin suction bout like a catagory 5 tornader. If only I could get Juanita to duplicate! Then theres that new low profile bowl with a high water level for "your added comfort". Well, I have to hold my thang up. I'm afarid that if it hangs down in the water, I might get the hicups and syphon all the water out the bowl!

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HAHAHA
That one was genius. I never heard that one about the hiccups..I'll be telling that one for years

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