What is the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?
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With bleary eyes I shuffled into my son's bedroom to find out why he was fussing (he's almost 2) only to find him diaperless and peeing through the bars of his crib onto the floor...So the first thing I did this morning was put a diaper on him and clean baby pee off the floor.
i farted a smelly fart. :-p
The same thing I do each day when I wake up in the morning, I said a prayer.
I wish! I looked at the clock and said"FUCCK I gotta go to work! I don't wanna!!" and got up and took a shower.
I wanna be you. Lucky!
turned off the damn alarm clock
Thanks for sharing,Crisco.
put on my glasses
have a cup of java and see ,what questions .you posted for the day ?
got my pants on and ran my german shepard around the block. He's my home security system!
looked at the alarm clock and said oh ****! im late
the same thing as you :)
I squeezed my girlfriends bum & kissed her with my morning breath & told her what a lucky women she was..lol..
Put on my pants as I do every morning upon arising.
opened my eyes
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