Stop thinking about breathing?

Question:

How do i stop thinking about breathing. I think i have GAD, and yesterday i had a panic attack from thinking about breathing. It also messes me up in Guitar hero. I really want to stop thinking about my breathing ALL the time.

Answers:
Dear Zach,
Good news, help is on the way! You have come to our attention by frequent and repetitive nominations of friends and concerned neighbors. From their urgent pleas, we have deduced that you have suffered an abused childhood. Stunted growth has endeared you to become a fully matured, responsible adult with no life to call your own.
Cheer up Zach, with a grant from the Gates&Friends Foundation you can now afford to move to the state of Oregon and advance with plans of your suicide. Rest assured little brother, our assistants are standing by, eager to help. If you don’t have an end-game plan of your own, our attendants can strap you down and super-glue your face shut for you. Very simple, very easy!
Zach, keep watching your mailbox for a certified check sent to you by our agent. With the proceeds you can either own and dominate 4 square feet of the world beneath you or, come to Oregon.
Zach, make the right choice for a change, come to Oregon. Heaven is waiting! (we can help you)
Viqueur

Stop thinking about breathing?

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