Will I get taller? How can I make my penis larger? Will my breasts get bigger? How can I lose weight?
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Put your head between your knees and press real hard and that should take care of everything. You will be 100% cured.
Rent a streat walker... she will answer all of your questions...
First see a psychiatrist!!!!!!...
Sounds like someone else on here is fed up with petty questions as well!
I'll go with gable's answer
lol. I agree those are irritating... They should put them in the FAQ section and take points off for asking them again :)))
You'll definitely start to shrink when you get old, so don't worry too much about how tall you end up growng.
If you're worried about making your penis bigger at the same time as you're worried about making your breasts bigger, I think there is a bigger issue that need dealing with there.
You needn't worry about losing weight either, we're in an obesity epidemic, it's ok to be fat, everyone is doing it.
I think it's more likely the goo is a sign of alien infestation, which would also cause the depression.
You could try dropping the 15 pound weights on your head, I've heard it said you lose brain cells, but that probably won't effect you at all.
If you're pregnant you'll have to put up with that cold until you have the baby because the pharmicist will look at you and say "There is no way such a fat person could have a cold. There is no way they don't have a fuzzy warm house and special germ masks. Look at all that fat."
Good luck in life, and thanks for the laugh.
you won't get taller. if anything, you'll shrink. or maybe you'll grow. who really knows?
same goes for your penis. though that will probably just shrink. sorry. unless you DO have HIV. i heard that sometimes when guys contract the disease, their penises fill up with bacteria until they're hung like an elephant. impressive, right?
your breasts MIGHT get bigger if you figure out a way to work them out with 14 pound weights. how you work out your breasts, i don't really know. it's sort of difficult, but believe me, it CAN be done. definitely not 15 pounders though, that's just absurd. i can't believe you even asked about that. i'm almost offended.
if you were pregnant, you wouldn't have a cold. because pregnant women never get sick. so, no need to buy cold medicine. i know this for a FACT because i'm an extremely confident YouQA.com s answer-er and i know everything.
The only way to get taller is to find a platform so you can stretch yourself out. Monkey bars work great (can be found in any kids park) the henging from your arms with help stretch out your body in length!
You can make your penis larger by using an air pump (the ones you use to blow up ballons) they can be purchases at the party ile in a grocery store for about $3 which is a steal compared to the ones sold in sex toy catalogs for about $50! Just line up you penis with the end of the pump and get pumpin. The only side effect of this is getting air into your blood stream which can be fatal in rare cases if none done properly.
Breasts are made of fatty tissue, so eating foods higher in trans fat will increase your breast size. try adding 1000 fat calories to your diet each day in order to gain maximum results. You will also have the chance to gain weight in other places! The only side effects from this are: heart problems, inability to walk long distances, shortness of breath, and even death in osme rare cases.
You can easily and effectively loose weight by stopping your consumption if food items for a few days each week. Make sure to drink plently of water though. In some rare extremily cases people get an eating disorder called anerexia but this is only possible if you think of it that way.
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