How do I become a robot?


Question:
I want to become a robot. How can I robotosize myself?

Answers:
Patience, my friend. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither will your new, improved robotized self. If you recall, it took 6 million dollars just to install a few bionic parts on Steve Austin. In today's economy, that job would contract for hundreds of millions of dollars!

I would start with something small, like a finger. With a simple low voltage-to contactor-to 110 volt conversion, you could sever a digit and install a Cuisine Art kitchen appliance. One of your answerers had a great idea for the location of your power supply. Can you imagine the excitement you could generate on the Food Network as The Bionic Chef?

Oh, that's just the beginning. There are so many modern conveniences available today, and with a little ingenuity and a small amount of pain, you can achieve your goal of becoming a robot!

Good luck!

Other Answers:
You use your imagination
stick some batteries up your a@#, you idiot!
welll... first you have to eat a big pot of coffe and then tape sticks to yourself so you cant move and then try to let out all of your energy.

lol.

dont try that btw.
get a job sitting in a cubicle and become a yes man
listen other. do what oter want to do. never stop.
best idea--- become a servant of other and throw ur ego.
Get a job with local or county government
Watch a looping clip of an Al Gore speech for 36 hours straight. If you're still alive, you will become a robot. I tried it. It really works.


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