How the hell do I get out of Iowa?
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Get in your car and drive. Do not stop until you have left the state of Iowa, I repeat, do not stop until you have left the state of Iowa. If anyone tries to talk to you, ignore them. If they persist, run away - they are probably trying to play some sort of mindgame with you in order to keep you in the cesspoll that is kindly referred to as Iowa. If your vehicle should run out of gas, get out of your car and begin walking. Steal a car if you must, and remember, most important of all, if you do not have an ice cream sandwich when you cross the state line, you will never truly leave Iowa, but be caught in an infinite loop of Iowonian landscape.
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Try moving.
Move.
practice practice practice
take a left.
I 29 south into Missouri. Good Luck!!
i dont know how u do it...i cant stay stuck in a place for more than five yrs
Did you happen to sell your soul?!
Rocketship
first, close your eyes, then imagine you are in california on a nice beach sipping a nice pina colada.... if this doesnt work, then recycle your old cans and hop an a greyhound bus!!!
The same way everyone else does.
U must be lazy. Or in prison.
Jump in the car with some cash and just go somewhere. And if you miss home, just drive till you find Slipknot playing in a Corn Field. You'll know you're home.
leave.
take a left, left again, left, right, left, left. that should do it. buy a map
Pick any direction and travel in a straight line until the cornfields disappear.
Click your heels together and then say three times, "There's no place like Hawaii"
Drive your car, if you don't have a car, you are a LOSER!
take a ride
You see, there is this thing called Interstate 80, and it goes both east and west through your state. I would suggest getting into some sort of vehicle, getting onto that highway and choosing a direction.....in a matter of hours, you should be exiting the state and into a new one......get job and place to stay.....live happily ever after! My suggestion would be to go west. Colorado is beautiful and has many jobs!
May God have mercy on you my friend...
The state of Iowa or the state of insanity??
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