I am a depressed clown and I just went over the edge!?

Question: The ring master wanted me to go in a small a** car with nine of my homies so I was like F*** that and lit his bossy a** on fire. The elephant is humping the lion and the popcorn guys have guns! I'm outa water in my flower and my balloon dog keeps biting me in the a**. What do I do? (Serious answers please cuz I aint F****** playin' N*****!)

Answers:
Sounds like you're having a bad day.

Other Answers:
Just tell your balloon dog the next time he bites you in the a** that you are going to knock the cowboy sh*t out of him!!

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I know of a song that says "I've been to the edge" and another that goes "Downhill may be the best direction, downhill I go."

Make a balloon cat and that will make the dog stop biting you in the a**.

I don't see how the elephant and lion are doing anything wrong. Maybe you shouldn't be watching them 'doing it' or they'll be after you once they are done.

Popcorn guys aren't that cruel. They wouldn't shoot a clown that didn't have any water left in his flower. They might shoot the ring master, however.

In this case you may just want to call 911.

Good luck depressed clown.

Mavis Knows

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