how do i stop my wife snoring without going to jail?
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get her arrested for some trumped up charge...hey presto,your own bed.Take a bird home aswell,forget the wife,they're ten a penny.
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Febreeze!
They have nasal strips that they sell in all drug stores buy that for her and the snoring will stop.
* busts out at the seams laughing*
Roll her on her side.
Why dont you get some ear plugs
divorce
ha ha, nicely put. aren't there breathe right strips you can put on your nose?
Stop boring the poor woman !
There is no way. I'm afraid she'll have to go to jail.
Nasal Strips. Or sleep on the couch.
get someone else to kill her when you are far away
She can see a doctor about that, or get those nasal strips.
Good luck!
Don't get caught! ;)
pick your azz then put it under her nose that will clear up sinus problem quick
Well, I was gonna suggest a pillow until I got to the jail part...
The redhead rubs my back when I start snoring...try that.
no evidence...no witnesses
do like me...sleeps in another room....
both mine and my daughter snores...i fully understand your problem
turn her on her side, use breathe right strips, or take her to a sleep doctor and he'll solve the problem.
i need this answer aswell as im going to do something to my wife if it happens again tonight.
If it is that bad, try a doctor. They can help.
Buy some of those nasal springy things they sell in pharmacies.
Lol@jail
Turn her on her side. It's easier to throttle her that way (only joking.)
Cute question. My boyfriend says I snore(I don't believe him) but he says he just rolls me over.Haha!! Don't kill her, just roll her over.
Oh that made me lmao, umm I guess you could try those nose stickers Breathright that might help.
Send her to the doctor, she might have a deviated septum. Also have her checked for allergies. If that doesn't work get a refund.
you cannot...sleep in the other room please!
HAHAHAHA you're funny. :)
Take her to doc. ENT specialist. Or sleep in a different room.
maybe she is so fat her breathing passages are squeezed....so get her to eat better and exercise more.
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