I accidentally stuck a tampon in my rear?


Question:
How do I get it out? It is stuck!

Answers:
why would u do that in the first place? call a doctor!

Other Answers:
MMMMMM...k. Pull the string or if that doesn't work use a tweezer. And y is the hole in ur ear so big?
Accident?! Uh, yeeeeaaahhhh... Sweetie, cover-ups for things like that don't work, and if you can't do it yourself you're gonna have to get a parent/friend/Emergency Room Staff Member to assist you.
u might hav 2 leave it n there until' u go take a poop or keep tryin 2 pull it out very careful if u hav 2 get sum lotion or sum lubicant if u cant get it out that way than u might hav 2 go 2 the hosiptal and they'll hav 2 do it for u!!
Accidentally? Accidentally?? How does one "accidentally" stick a tampon in their rear. Try running around and around till it's all pooped out.
It is impossible to do this accidentally.

Do you think anyone will believe you when you tell them that you don't know the difference between your anus and your vagina? Or are you a gay man playing around?

Lube up, get your hand in there and pull it out. If you can't manage that, go to the emergency room.
While it is weird for you to "accidentally" push a tampon in your rear, you can get it out, if and only if, the string attached to it is still visible. First, hold the string (and dont let it be swallowed by your a-hole!) and while doing the Valsalva (that is, exhale and bear down, just like when you want to poop so that the a-hole would open up) tug at the string gently. Whew!
But then again, if you are THAT careless wherein the string also "accidentally" got inside, then my dear, wait till you poop! It is too embarassing (and hilarious) to go to the ER, but if you have no choice........
if your serious just poop it out, but really how can you "accidentally" put a tampon there are you dumb? no offense but come on there's no way
That wasn't supposed to be there in the first place, call a psychological evaluator and have yourself checked!
go to the doctor. If you pull it out it may hurt you.
I'm sure EDNA will love this question!
You should eat a lot of beans, a whole lot. Then, blow it out with a giant fart...dumbass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yea I bet you "fell on it" LMAO..get some prune juice..


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