How do I lose 115 lbs in 4 days!!??? Please!!!?

Question: I was told that I better lose 115 lbs in four days or I'm going to get one of my arms ripped off by the mob!!! "Why", you ask? Well, it's sort of a long story involving a little lie, a boxing match, kicking a puppy, and a whole bunch of Rhubarb (Don't eat the leaves, they will kill you)...

How can I do this??? I use both of my arms almost everyday and I am worried that only having one will make me lop-sided (like a troll, but without the warts and the ability to turn things to stone just by looking at it).

Please help!!!

Answers:
Cut off your head....you are an idiot

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emmm...

Prehaps when you lost the other arm your'll lose 15lbs. and you could, em... nope.

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go out in the sahara desrt for 4 days

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