why won't these elfs leave me alone, everytime i get high, they try to rape me!?

Question: they won't stop, everytime i get high they try to rape me, but for some reason my friends can never see them. They think i'm talking to myself, but i'm not crazy, am i? do you think i'm crazy, oh no their back, with the handcuffs and dildo!

Answers:
mental institution

Other Answers:
Stop getting High. STOP

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Stop getting high.

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lay off the dope or get alot of condoms!

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Before you get high, think Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, or
Jimmy Fallon.

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Why don't you hook the little guys up. Its not anyone's gonna see you or believe you.

On a side note, I guess you can relate the South Park episode where the spazz kid kept seeing the elves after too much coffee. cool.

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Well.I suppose they can't hurt you.but still,just try not to let them succeed.your friends will think you're silly when you start making weird faces :)
Source(s):
js

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The South Park kid is Tweek. lol and I think you should lay off the drugs for a bit. Is that not the obvious answer tho?

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uuuh,idk!
try not to like it or kick their tiny butts

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Don't fight them.you know what they say: You can't RAPE the willing!

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Stop bending over in front of them

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lock yourself in a closet. it works, trust me!

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