I have multiple personality disorder, and one of my other personalities is a cannibal, what should I do?
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Buy lots of BBQ sauce.
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Get one of the good personalities to tie up the cannibal when he least expects it.. Seriously you are on medication aren't you? Maybe your mind is playing tricks on you and you are hallucinating about the cannibal. Have you actually eaten another person? Eating meat is not counted, If you did or do, know you will be locked in an insane asylum or a prison if they catch you! You need to banish that cannibal personality!
Seek professional help- before lunch. i would suggest putting a gun in the cannibal's mouth and fire. That should get rid of that personality
Make sure you have a diving board if you get a swimming pool. You could have a ton of fun with that.
Eat yourself.you won't even see it coming.
eat yourself! depends how you taste
Write poetry! It will calm you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
If you're on a diet, eat yourself, but not the fat. Tell the cannibal it's Friday, and he's a Catholic.
My friend deal with that personality, talk to him to understand what is good for you or for both of you, I am sure all your personalities are going after something, you all have to look for that body, i mean you are the same person. Respect social laws and be proud of reach things doing that.
Hope you're not on the menu for lunch!
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