im depressed cheer me up?

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Totally sorry here are some jokes that you might find a funny

-they are my favorite ones-
Football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!

Computer mama!
Yo mama so stupid her computer got a virus and she took it to the doctor.
Yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid the traffic sign said don't walk, so she ran.

3 fruit
Three men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed.
God comes down to them and said, "I will give all three of you the chance to live, and you get one final chance to steal something."
The men all agreed. They were willing to do anything to live.
God says to them, "Go to the fruit market down the street and steal three fruit of any kind. Then come back here and I will tell you what to do."
The first man came back, carrying 3 cherries. God says to him, "If you can put all 3 cherries up your butt without making a face, I will give you your life back. If not, you are going to hell."
The man puts 2 cherries up his butt, but as he is sticking the third one inside he makes a grunting face. God snaps his fingers and sends the man to hell.
The second man came back carrying three apples. God says to him, "If you can stick all three of those apples up your butt, I will give you your life back. If not, you are going to hell.
So the man sticks 2 apples up his butt. But when he puts the third one inside, he starts laughing hysterically.
God says to him, "You have made a face, and now you will go to hell, but I'm curious...why did you start laughing?"
And the man said then, "Cuz Larry is coming back, and he stole 3 watermelons."

*What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

*Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Id really love it if you would choose mine as your favorite i really want to get to level 2 if you dont thats okay - enjoy the jokes =)

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CHOCOLATE! (it has an anti-depressor)

Have you tried counseling? I suffer from depression and this seems to help me a lot.
I don't know what you're depressed about though, so it is hard to answer.

how come none of the avatars are fat and ugly?

Go sit at Starbucks and enjoy a Frappucino. Sit back and watch the other people, some are really out there!! This will probably cheer you up because you will see that your life may not be so bad.

Enjoy a nice glass of wine or wine cooler or maybe even a nice latte at the local coffee shop!! Color a picture! Help someone in need! Donate some old clothes!! Bring your mom/dad/grandpa/grandma lunch!! Take a nice Bubble bath! Go buy a nice outfit! Or maybe a nice new bra and undies! Induldge in some chocolate!!

Hope that helps!!
:)

go to the movies.

Hi "depressed" - I'm Terry. I'm sorry you're depressed. Is there any special reason? When I'm depressed, I like to do something I really enjoy - like mountain biking or horseback riding. Do you have a favorite hobby or activity that cheers you up? Call a friend. Listen to your favorite music (and dance with it). Watch a good movie (not "Eight Below" though - I saw that last night and I cried the whole way through). Eat some pie! Did I cheer you up yet? How about a joke? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? You don't know. He was dead. Don't cry - that's not the whole joke. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? You guessed it. He was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? No, he wasn't dead silly. It was PEER PRESSURE! HAAA! Sorry, I'm not very good at this cheering up thing.

I accidently ran over 6 rabbits in a 15 mile stretch on interstate 90.

Oh, the sun'll come out tomorrow!
Bet you bottom dollar that tomorrow....
There'll be...SUN!
Just thinkin' about tomorrow,
Peels away the cobwebs and the sorrow,
Till there's none!
When I'm stuck with a day,
That's grey,
And lone-leeeeee,
I just stick up my chin,
And grin, and saaaaaaaaay:
Oh, the sun'll come out to-mor-row,
So you gotta hang in till tomorrow,
Come what may....
To-morrow! To-morrow! I love ya, to-morrow,
You're only a day away!

I am going to provide you with a link that I found very encouraging. I hope you take the time to read it. :)
http://www.watchtower.org/library/w/2005/8/1/article_01.htm

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