why is my vagina bleeding when i put a banana up it?
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LOL!
maybe you picked up a plantain by mistake!
LOL
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try a smaller banana
USE FRUIT SALAD
Hope you throw the banana in the bin!
lol that's vile
Use some KY next time. And cut the hard end of the banana off!
bananas are for eating, get a vibrator
It's not really designed for a banana, it has scratched or cut you some where.
Did you really do that?
Have you tried a gherkin ?
Dunno? Was it pealed?
Try something else and if it is still bleeding then your either pregnant or you have a STD!
1. KY Jelly
2. Try it length ways.
3. You're on your period.
Why don't you fcuk off... What a waste of time you are.. You are no more than a bit of carp...........
you just asked a question about your c*ck.
Hermaphrodite eh!?!
your menstruating and would bleed any way
maybe you have a fruit alergy try a marrow or cucumber to be on the safe side
i dont fancy any cucumber sarnies round at yours.
It is still attached to the tree
maybe ur **** gets in the way tosser
You're in a bad way if you need a banana there. What's your address?
was it still in the monkeys teeth?
I think you have asked quite an inappropiate question on any web-site and should seek immediate pschiatric help.
Try taking one of the bunch...
Why did you post this question in the mental health section? Is it because only someone who's not too bright would be the sort to ask such an asinine question?
you need help
URE TORTURING THRE BANANA & its bleeding tears.
Maybe it doesn't appeal to you !
bananas are not toys...therefore they made dildos
Does it only bleed when you put the bananna up there? If not, you could be on your period. if yes, then i wouldnt use fruit or any vegetable. There not designed to go up there, only penises, and dildo shaped penises! Go to your local sex shop and get a dildo or a vibrator. dont be embarrassed about it. also, you can use lubrication such as KY or Vielle is a good one. you can get them at boots. you may be too dry and shoving a banana up there is not good and will cause friction which will irrate you and cause bleeding. take my advice- only eat the banannas! dont use them in your sexual activites! hope i helped x
you could of cut something in side with the Sharpe sides of the skin or if your a virgin you could of broke your cherry
cos your not unpeeling it
the stalk can be quite hard!!
take the skin off first
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