I'm bored (Very), can anyone perk me up?
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No, you're too heavy!
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when
he noticed a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being
pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a
nice fire truck", the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks", the girl said.
The firefighter took a closer look and noticed the girl had tied
her wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
It could be worse I am at work, it's my Birthday & I've just come out of a 4 hour meeting & about to go into another.
NO
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This is a brilliant site that i go on when I'm a bit bored. Has loadsa links to wierd,funny,stupid websites aswell as art,films, music videos etc...
www.i-am-bored.com
smiling is infectious u catch it like the flu
when some one smiled at me today i stated smiling too
i passed around the corner and some one saw my grin
when he smiled i realized id passed it on to him
i thought about that smile and realized its worth
a single smile just like mine could travel round the earth
so if u feel a smile begin dont leave it undetected
lets start an epidemic quick and get the world INFECTED
cheer u up ?
look at the news and stop feeling sorry for yourself!! (sorry that i am judgemental) it's just I've been thinking about all these people who comes on this site most of them asks so many stupid questions. When honestly if they forgot about themselves and thought about others for once then they wouldn't be BORED. If you have contact with the internet than you find something that is so much better than pitying yourself.
Here goes, go upstairs and wash you hair get some make up on, try a few different styles and make up techniques to see which one you like best, come downstairs and put some upbeat music on and have a dance around the living room floor, by the time you have tried all the new hairstyles and make up techniques and done the dancing time will have flown and you should be less bored and sleepy enough to get a good nights sleep, good luck.
get a life... and 2 grams of cheap wizz.
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