I am very horny but none of my boyfriends are nearby, what should i do?
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Pretend to be a prostitute and stand on a street corner, you'll soon be sorted out and you'll even get some money/crack for your troubles.
go get another one h o e
play with yourself, or find another friend, girl or boy
Masturbate
go to bed and do it yourself thinking of them
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
RING ME.I WILL WARM UP THE HELICOPTER ENGINE NOW
Three simple items
Electric Toothbrush, snooker ball and a marrow
Enjoy!
How old are you.hmmmm. LOL
play with yourself the best lol
find a man who lives nearby
LMAO!
Why don't you call me over to your house : )
GIGGDY GIGGDY GOO
Ummmm....double click your mouse! I don't know! Call a hooker!
i gota big dinkle! gimee a ride
dump them all and kill yourself you ****
screw yourself
Sit on the spin dryer.
toys - lots of..
omg u sad freak...y wud u ask sumthin like that wen u no ppl r gona think about u..get a life
Put tuna on it and let your dog lick it off. Have fun
That's what masturbation was invented for.
Make yourself a brew and phone your Nan.
Let your fingers do the walking...but not through the yellow pages!
"boyfriends"? Or was that just a typo?
The same as you did last time-Have a sausage
sarnie with brown sauce.
Take your bicycle out for a ride, the one with the 'nice' saddle!
Pleasure yourself. I do it all the time.
Oh dear what a predicament glad I have not got your problems
Whack off with a large object (squash, beer bottle, ect) and use lots of lube.
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