Have you ever committed suicide?

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Tried it, but when I got to heaven God and the Devil were fighting over who would get me. Neither one wanted me because they said I was so mean so they sent me back here to torment my family some more.

Tried it, but when I got to heaven realized all the people I disliked and wanted to get even with were still on earth so I came back. It wasn't any fun having to be nice all the time.

Tried it, but realized I didn't like myself any better dead than alive.

Sorry, can't think of any more stupid replies. My brain must have committed suicide since I started replying to your question.

probably wouldnt be able to type if i had

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