I'm scared of clowns. Does anyone have a cure?
Question:
Since then...I've been afraid of clowns.
I've tried to compensate by beating on mimes and attacking midgets...but it doesn't seem to work.
The only thing that has helped a little is having hookers dress up like clowns and having my way with them.
I can't even go to McDonalds and circuses are out of the question!
Can anyone help?
Answers:
I was the same way as a young woman until my therapist recommended that I start watching shows that were based on clowns to overcome my fear.....The only one I found helpful was an old adult film that stared Ron Jeremy dressed as a clown, so your on the right track with getting help from the hooker (an depending on what part of town your on she's probably cheaper than my therapist was)........Stick with it buddy your doing the right thing!
Other Answers:
You must become what you fear.
Go to clown college.
not a clue only thing i would say is face the fear.....
i have to do same if i want to go to friends house over in RI i hate flying and heights so im killing 2 @ 1 time
I think you should become a professional lobbyist. Then, with your super lobbying powers, convince members of Congress clowns are evil. Actually, just tell Republicans that clowns work for Osama. That'll get them banned in no time!
If the Republicans aren't in power by the time you become a lobbyist, tell the Democrats that clowns hate the environment and burn kittens.
ARE YOU SERIOUS??
I don't know how to help you, you need a therapist.
im afraid of the same thing, fairgrounds to.
I wanted to answer this, but 'become what you fear' is literally the greatest answer to all questions ever.
So you are scared clowns.Well,if you see one look at it cause if you don't you be scared of them in til' you die.If you have a Question e-mail me at terrel1007@yahoo.com
you're on the right track....midget whores....or whorfs as they like to be called are a good way to start back on the track to recovery....kicking clown in the shins would be the next step to recovery....if mcdonalds and circuses are out of the question i would start going to birthday parties of 5 year olds and kick the clown there. that way there's usually only one of them so they won't be able to jump you or penetrate any of your orphas's with the children watching...once the clown hits the ground...invite all the kids to join you in beating up the clown......make him earn his money by gettin savagly beaten by a pack of rugrats
I agree with the first answerer and second (probably more but didn't read them) You must become a clown. I used to be afraid of them until I dressed like one, I no longer fear them.
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