how do I get my finger out of my nose without seeing a doctor. This is VERY SERIOUS PLEASE?
Question:
Well While I was driving I was picking my noise. I mean I was digging really hard because there was a very dry stuborn bugar in the back of my nostril. Out of nowhere a chicken ran in front of the tractor and I slammed on the brakes so hard and so sudden that it jammed my finger up my noise.
It didnt bleed alot but my the tip of my index finger is lodged behind my inner nose bone and if i try to rmeove my finger i start to feel a hellish pain. I have to go work at walmart tomorrow and i really dont want them to see me this way and i dont want to see a doctor because i cant afford it and i owe them way too much money anyways from previous visits. Any help or advise is appreciated. Thank you
Answers:
oky-doky...here is what cha do.
go and buy a big bottle of Dawn Dishwashing Liquid,
Pour the whole bottle in your nose and keep wiggling that
finger until it is loose and will slip out.
if that doesn't work find a friend with a big log chain, tie one end around your finger and one end on the ball joint of your tractor --tell Cornfunkle to peal out when she hears the word "GO"......that oughtta get that finger out.
Other Answers:
butter and bacon grease....what else
yeah right buddy stop playing
TAKE IT OUT AND PUT IT IN YOUR A**
I don't think i believe you! Nose is spelled: n o s e --not noise. that's ok, tho---i mis-spell stuff, too; hope u get to feeling better; did you see that photo of a guy with his finger through his nose and through his eye (finger coming out of eye - i think it was; click on Images under Google or yahoo --i forget which; and i think type in : finger through eye OR finger through nose OR finger through nose and eye. -- hope u find it - if u haven't already seen it!;
a great song that i'm listening to right now: " "Party Time " --T G Sheppard. best wishes; hope u feel better soon. and "woo - what a bugger! l o l !
this is one of the weakest excuses for lame humor i've seen on here. c'mon, you can do better than this.
Take that chicken and wring it's neck. What time is dinner? I'll bring the squeezins.
stop trying 2 b noticed u freakin loser
ok just cut it off... or use ur leftover grease from lastnights fried chicken. make sure u put a cottonball in there to catch the blood when u get the finger out and usually the vaccum hose can get burgers out of ur nose better that ur finger.
Sweetie, next time ... plant your corn earlier in the season.
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