Why do men give their penis a nickname?

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Because it's our best friend and provides us so much pleasure from little boys to old f--ts like me. The real name of my penis is Richard Farthingham III but you can just call him "Dick"!

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To boost their already TOO high egos.

Because TURBO likes it that way! We do? *What's your name down there?* lol. Not all men do that. It's usually something their girlfriend named it.

*DOWN THOR!*

because it is their best friend. Actually it is the girlfriends that usually name it.

Because they are moronic children and think that its a pet.

because they have a mind of their own, that's why a guy has 2 heads. 2 separate entities in one body.

Yea, it's usually a name that was coined by a former lover. i don't know, didn't you name your toys as a kid?

(men=kid & toy=man's penis)

The same reason, women give their breasts a nickname. Which is, they are nuts, and very few people actually do this. oh you mean ****,bleder etc
girls also give names e.g ****

these words are also in dictionary

Because it is always with them and never leaves them. That's a true friend and it deserves a name.

(I guess it does leave them when they are hard, but it doesn't detach)

The same reason they are so obsessed with size, because they are STUPID They don't want a stranger to do their thinking for them..LOL

Cause we do

Because we don't like taking orders from a stranger.

I guess it makes one feels comfortable to talk about in the public. you don't usually said: "Hey, my penis in about 8 inches long, how about yours?" instead maybe: : Hey the 'dragon' of mine is about 9 inches long, how about that 'worm' of yours?" In order to write it off as a dependent , the I.R.S requires it to have a name!

I think their women give them the name.mine didn't.curious

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Why do men give their penis a nickname?

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