Am I turning into a Dolphin?

Question:

I'm very worried.
I like swimming a lot, I'm very fond of sardines and I have sex for pleasure. I'm quite scared of sharks and tuna nets and my boss says I jump through hoops for him.
Am I becoming a Dolphin?

Answers:
How long til templejohn answers?

ohiokate nailed it by the way.

Other Answers:
The questions you need to ask are: Are you jumping through hoops in the pool? & Are you having sex in the pool? If you answer 'yes' to both of those, then I'm worried for you, Flipper.

Are you stoned or something, moron?

i'd say yes ! is your name flipper? xxx

...and you have a beer-bottle nose?

well somthing smells quite fishy so.....yes!

crazy!!!! lol

No don't be wet if you were a dolphin you would (with the help of your mates) face a shark down.

Maybe a porpoise though mmmmmm.

If you start to smell like a tuna and breath in water then id be worried

if so consider yourself to be one of the luckiest humans, ever. in terms of consciousness, dolphins are to humans, as humans are to clams.:-)

im sorry. but you are. see a doctor ASAP/

No you are a killer whale bite that bosses head off

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