All right people here is the deal?

Question:

I was out hunting cougars with my brother in law. We were not wearing our orange vests and my brother in law was shot in the groin by another hunters stray bullet. Most of his penis was lost in the incident. When we made it to a hospital (in the middle of nowhere) the docs said they could give him an emergency transplant. He agreed with the docs and they performed the surgery. Well the issue is that the only penis that they had available came from a recently deceased horse. So now my brother in law has this humongous horse **** down there and he has a really hard time scoring with the ladies. It seems that every time he gets to that point with a woman they just freak out. Is there anyone out there with a similar situation that he could relate to? Anyone have any ideas on how he can cope with this situation?

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I have never seen anyone invent such a lively story, I dont think there is any doctor out there who will transplant a horse penis to a human, secondly if it was shot off I dont think the tissue and muscles and other stuff would be in shape for a transplant. If this really did happen (which I doubt) what doctor would be stupid enough to put the whole thing in? How could he keep it from falling off unless the horse was frozen right after death or being kept alive in a state of vegetation just incase anyone needed his penis? In any case I know lots of women who'd rather jump of joy than run of fear!

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You need to stop. But that's funny in a sick way.

no thats just weird

You are lying about all this. First off- hunting cougars is against the law. Second, if he is your brother in law why he is having problem with the "ladies"? Brother in law means that he is married to your sister!

thats such BS. at least come up with something that could be remotely possible

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