It's too big. It's too dirty. What the?

Question:

I'll tell you something for nothing, and it's ganna cost you.

This damned carrot of mine is huge. I covered it with mango dressing but alas, it still won't fit in my girlfriend's purse.

The frustragtion renders me hateful .

I told my girlfriend to get a bigger purse, but she's not having any of it. Well, I've had enough of her unco-operative nature. What does she expect me to do? Grate my damn carrot all over the sink? Not me, not ever.

To add insult to injury, the woman has decided to tell all her friends that my carrot is covered with dirt. I've had to explain to everyone that the carrot is ORGANIC. Why must she do this to me? Sometimes, I wonder if I shouldn't just slap her round the mouth with this big dirty carrot of mine.

Answers:
Points For Sex?

ok? that was just weird

w t f is wrong with you???lol

you are right it did cost me. I wasted a minute reading that

u mean u can insert ur carrot into her purse? 'cos your carrot is so huge? so did u lube your carrot and her purse? as it u can swim with it? u did but still nothing happen, and she complain with her friends? so, U should to find a G accept it and know how to manage with yr huge corrot.
and u can slap her if she like it

Will it fit into a juicer? I understand that girls are crazy over carrot juice.

It's too big. It's too dirty. What the?

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