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the other night i saw a flying scaucer and then a tractor beam shot down apon me and an alien came out and started reading me a romantic poem now i know this may seam strange but it happened but i knowticed something the alien was wearing a skirt and it kept winking at me and now ware ever i go it fallows me and when i tell my freinds that there is an alien behind me it uses its cloaking device to dissapear when ever somebody looks at it. and now im scared to go to the restroom for fear the alien is in there with the cloaking on. i havent gone to the bathroom in days and its starting to hurt what should i do
im not on drugs but i drink alot of orange juice

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Go to the bathroom in the bushes.

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Seek professional help.

thats is the dumbest thing ever!! what i lie!! Go to the mothership.

Seek professional help.

I think it also caused you to be a terrible speller!

yeah I agree with everyone else go get some help. wtf??!!uh cover ur self in with a towl in the potty and lay of the crack

So how long did it take you to make up that one?

I have a friend who insists upon taking her pocket rocket everywhere just in case the situation get overwhelmingly dull. Usually, in heavy traffic.

um you sure that wasn't a dream or something? lol i think some one slipped u some shrroms on a pizza u probally just comsumed. good luck. if u are convinced and have adiquite proof u should contact the fbi. hopefully they will not pee themselves laughing at u good day

put on an anti-cloaking device..thats what i use

u must be seeing things go to a shrink.o yeah and go to the bathroom b4 ur bladder gets infected or ruptures

Pray to God asap.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails.

PLEASE don't share what ever your on I'm glad they're finally going after you and not me. They were disrupting my fishing time.

Whip out your **** and let the alien go to town. then, seek professional help.

WAKE UP!! ,that way the bad dream will end

take me to your leader ! keep on drinking orange juice.

wake up honey .its the time to work .don't waste time on those rubbish things.

And all that just because you didn't finish your soup the other day.
You should have listened to your mother!
And now close the comic book and go to bed. It's already 7pm!!

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