I have to pee but I don't want to leave my cubicle. Any ideas?

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mark in accounting's coffee mug. guy's a douche anyway.

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if u gotta go you gotta go!

Thirsty?

okayyyy

Sure wet your pants and watch people laugh at you......lol

lazy!

Depends

do you have a gatorade bottle handy?

do like me if you can, tie it in a knot til youre ready.

pee in the garbage can

Buy Depends and wear them

So do I.. if you figure it out let me know

Do you have a trash receptacle?

Then put it over your head, you're an idiot.

Maybe to quit asking inane questions that indicate you want attention and apparently have bathroom issues. What a weirdo.

trash can

Invest in a urinal!!

HOPE U LIKE LEMONADE

piss on the floor, if you have a cup, then piss in it, then hide it, and empty it later.

Sorry no idea.

Move your cubicle into the restroom.

pee in a cup, or better yet try to aim high and land it in a neighbors cubicle that u hate.

OK man, I'll walk ya through this one. Pay attention.
First you're gonna need to assemble a few items.

1. Duct tape.
2. Small pair of scissors.
3. Large tube of Aqua Fresh™ toothpaste.
4. Bic™Lighter.
5. Some socks.
6. 3 road flares.
7. Clam Chowder (Manhattan Style-not New England)

OK, got all the things on the list? Good. We can begin now.

Simply combine all of the items so that they resemble a full size working replica of the Eifel Tower (the one in Paris)
and while all your co-workers are admiring what you've done ( you have effectively,at this point,created a diversion) you simply whip your chair around and whiz in the cubicle behind you. When all the excitement of the moment passes you'll already be back to work ( with a renewed sence of freshness and confidence) when your cubicle neighbor returns and finds the HE or SHE has somehow urinated in their own cubicle but oddly have no recollection of it. They shrug it off as deja~vu or something.

You have just successfully solved your problem.
You can thank me by paypal-ing me at LunaticByTheSea@aol.com or sending me some fresh homeade chocolate chip cookies (use my email address)

Good Luck.

use a hose

HeII just pee on your self I do it all the time!! Infact I do it so much I wear diapers Because of it!!.. That's it start wearing diapers and you can pee any time you want to and wont even have to get up just piss your diaper!! lol...My diaper is wet now ive wet it 3 times!! I think i am going to have to go change my diaper!! But befor I do you heard it here first from a REAL Nutcase!!""NUT'S""..PS ..did i win,..did i win...did i win??

invest in a port a pottie

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