Is there something wrong with me?

Question: I was at the doctors office the other day. I was getting a colonoscopy and after they finished my bottom was all dirty. So I told the doctor, "You there! Wipe my bottom..one finger, circular motion...and don't you look at me!" That son of a b*tch used two fingers. I'm planning on suing..

Answers:
Sure sue the bastard!

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good luck witht hat one..

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First of all, you don't get colonoscopies in the doctor's office. Those, to my knowledge, are done in hospitals.
Second, yes there is something wrong with you. You still have some there. He did not get it all.

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Your only going to waste your money if you sue.
They'll slam you with paper work and court costs and you'll be in debt and cry'n to get out.

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uhhh...shouldn't you be worried about why they were looking up there in the first place?

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