i got my penis stuck in a fan, what should i do?
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I'd wipe the fan with disinfectant for a start...
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Cut it off :)
Ice pack it, sorry for your boo boo
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! What a picture LOL Cute story though........:))))) I guess you went from 12 inches down to 2 inches .......... lol next time opt for a/c and keep the wanger away. Hope it grows back :))
ooo thats amazing
yet you can type.. lord have mercy, when does school start so these KIDS can go to school...
make ground beef out of it...and if you go to the hospital cuz thatll be the laugh of the year
sounds like its bruised, or contusion,. you are lucky it did not get chopped off, go see a Dr. and keep your "wang" away from the fan blades
let it get cut off, you shouldn't be reproducing anywayz
Well why you stuck might as well get blown.
you have what's known as a Priapism. You need to go to the ER. Seek medical attention immeadiatly.
that's quite a story ya got there...
put some soap or something to grease it out like lube.
You can save the penis if you remove ya testicles! Than they won't keep ya embeded! LOL
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well for one thing dont pop any viagra
and now to the real problem
find a baseball bat and hit your dick with it like its a whack-a-mole
if that dosnt work you will be left with an excruciating amount of pain, which you deserve for being the world dumbest dumbass
l'm really sorry, l don't mean to laugh,l am just trying to imagine how you did it.Really l do hope that you are not in to much pain.You should go to the doctors just incase. You are just going to have to put your pride aside for this one.Hope everything turns out alright for you.
lol put ice on it or go see a doctor
Turn it up to high and oscillate. Have fun.
Ive hear of getting it stuck in your zipper of your pants before but I've never heard of getting it cought in a fan before.
Haha, thats a nice visual. I can't bring myself to believe that your penis went into the fan because the gaps are usually really small, but maybe I'm wrong? LOL
**** you fucked up homey
Try to think of something really disgusting to get it down. And if it starts to swell put some on ice on it.
what the hell were you thinking? i think u deserve it :)
Turn it on, so you can have hundreds of little penises
How do you dream this stuff up? Gotta hand it to you, though - you are inventive.
so i guess the bunnie wasn't enough for you, you had to go after the fan too? man, your girlfriend must be really ugly or bad in bed
Hey, nice story! And you might want to cut it off, because we don't need more air-heads like you!
ask your dad is he can give you his penis for your penis so that way you can enjoy playboy/playgirl agian.
How did you get your penis stuck in a van? Hope someone drives away..........................
SUE THE FAN COMPANY
nothing i think you are gonna die.
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