how do i make myself look older?

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i want to look older not by the clothes i wear but like as in face ,,i am 13 and i want a moustache

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if you really want to grow a moustache i have an old age secret that has been in my family for years . here goes, you take some vaseline grease mix it with three parts horse manure (you can subtitute with any hairy animal)then find the hottest peppers around mix it all until it forms into a paste then place it around the parts that you want hair to grow the more it burns the older you will look do this at least three times a day and i assure you you will be a man in no time.
ps.no need to thank its my civic duty , just be sure to register to vote afte this tried and proven process works

Cut off your pubes and tape them to your upper lip.

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