'Skid Marks' & 'Skittles'. a guy thing?

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A guy thing or what? I'm 38 y/o taught to do laundry since I was 8. I'm the oldest of 5 girls & 2 boys. I have a dad, a step-dad, twice married myself - with 2 sons & a daughter. 30 years of washing under my belt I always scratch my head about this one: What goes on deep south that guys always leave 'skid marks' or 'skittles' in their underware? The females in my life tell me they have the same issue with the males in their lives. what the hell? Pretty nasty, huh? Imagine sorting clothes and finding that 'surprise' right in your hand! Now THATs nasty! So tell me guys. are we 'sharting' out of control? .are we 'prairy doggin' too frequently? .or is it sheer laziness?

Answers:
It's NOT A GUY THING, you idiot! I am ALL GIRL DOWN THERE and no matter how many baby wipes I use, I still get pale yellow streaks down the back of my panties when my crap is loose, and while my little sister has always been just as bad as any boy about it, she's smarter and more talented than all 3 of you put together! You need to stop being so closed-minded about the world and realize that there's more to life than having perfect underwear because "perfect" DOES NOT EXIST! I'd rather have an occasional skidmark than a big, mushy, leg-smearing diarrheah accident like you probably have when you're out there wetting paper to go wipe yourself in a public bathroom!

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it's gross I tell ya. My hubby doesn't have skid mark or skittles.. he's so anal (no pun intended) he wipes with baby wipes..so i am blessed not to have ever seen that horrid site.i love you hunny!!

Indians always wash

Iris, babygirl, you shouldn't have jumped in there like that without knowing more specific information like, "What EXACTLY is that lady calling a skid mark?" How do you know that the minor streaks I've seen in your granny-panties would even FIT the description of what she's talking about? I mean, I'm sure MINE would cuz they're big, brown, and ugly on even my dark boxers from far away! So maybe we can get her to add more detail -- HEY, LADY! HOW BAD DO THEY HAVE TO BE IN ORDER TO BE "SKID MARKS?" (See if that works, but it may take her awhile to check her email and see her new responses to this old question.)
Source(s):
24 years of life with 21+ years of CONSTANT skid marks!
(Plus a lot more street smarts than poor naive Iris has.)

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