has anybody ever had a massage?

Question:

with a "happy ending?"

Answers:
I 've had two:
The first, in Thailand, was like being strip searched. The girl wasn't shy and slapped my old man about a bit and reached the bits other beers can't. Very disconcerting. I was more embarrassed than happy.
The second was in Jamaica and was a bit more comfortable as i left my kegs on.
Couldn't really say either relaxed me much though!

Other Answers:
A free massage? Er, no.

No but I would love one and iam ttrained in facial massage hand foot leg arm and hand massage anyone or any man who needs one conatc me and I will BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ASSIST

Only with a gf, never gone to one of those 'massage parlours', some guy has written reviews about them in the UK. Lucky git, he gets a free one for good reviews.

Mmmm Veronica W, if you look anything like your avatar....yum yum!

Yes, and it was the most relaxing experience of my life. All you have to do is close your eyes and pretend that you are in your own world. I really do recomend it to anyone who is experiencing physical or mental stress.

I don't know about happy endings. She didn't seem too happy, lying in pieces in a binbag. Still, a shag's a shag, right?

Who cares? Veronica W is dishing them out. Form an orderly queue.

oh yes one day my back hurt so my bf got the baby oil out and massage everywhere lol lets just say my back still hurt but had a smile on my face

yes - many times

I hope this is what u wanted to here - if not maybe other readers will be interested to know

Although it was strange at first and painfull afterwords it made me feel looser and vey tired at first - because i didnt know that I had to drink water before and after - also experienced slight bruising due to heavy handed masseur (man) and nausia due to the release of toxins - however I soon learned to relax into it and tell the masseur to go easy and drink a glass of water before and after.

Massage relaxes tight muscleas and releases toxins in the blood - hence the initial discomfort and headaches - drinking plenty of water between meals helps to elliminate the toxins quicker

A regular massage 2 or 3 times a week is better than once a week or once a month because the toxins don't get a chance to accumulate

BLOODY HELL!!, theres a lot of, shall we say 'loose' people on here tonight. Especially that Veronica...
The guy above me is a bloody regular!

Oil massage - Relieves stress and relaxes the whole body
http://www.askaquery.com/Answers/qn1667.html

Oh, goodness! I've read some of these answers, and I'm laughing too hard to answer the question! Ever get the sense that people are not answering the same question?

Since Veronica W. seems to have the situation well in hand, I'll just be on my way ;-)

oooowww yes indeed very nice too

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