How do you get rid of a tapeworm?

Question:

I have had this tapeworm for a couple of months now. I've tried a couple ways to get rid of it, with none working. The closest I ever get it is I like to take a mixture of prozac, vicodin, whiskey and a marlboro light - then wait for it to get sleepy. Then I go into the bathroom and bend over in front of a mirror and it starts to slide out cause it is asleep. The first time I grabbed it with my hand, but it bit me and crawled back into my butt. Now, I grab it with a pliers and start pulling, but usually the pliers slips off and I fall forwards into the bathtub. I'm at a loss here, should I bend over and have someone else pulling on it?

Answers:
Are you the same two_dogs_fucking that's a well known TROLL of the message boards? You know..the one that tells people that if they IM me I will send them dirty pictures? If so, then your story is most likely nothing but a PACK OF LIES!!

Other Answers:
you are disgusting

You should go see a doctor, tapeworms can be deadly and detremental to you rectum and intestines.

try going to a doctor..both kinds

Stick a torch up your @$$.

your an idiot

tapeworms don't come out your behind,, DUH!,, they don't live there. Surf it up on google and find out the facts.
See a DR and get a life.

Well whatever happens - Never take advice from someone named "CINDYLOU"? WTF is that?

stick some TNT up there and let them b*tches have it

GO 2 a doc NOW get of this thing and go get something done

"KY Cindylou"?? As in KY anal lube and Cindylou from Whoville? Dr. Zuess meets Debbbie Does Dallas?? What kind of freak show are we on here?
As for the worms, I have heard that if it break in half from being pulled it grows another head. They can get 30 feet long and stay in the length of the small intestine. The best thing is to starve yourself and place a Hostess Ring Ding or cup cake just outside of your ***. When no food is present in your intestine, it will come out after the Hostess thing. The problem is that you will have to be able to move the cup cake further and further away from your *** as it comes out. Maybe plant your *** on a pontoon boat by a lake, and put the cupcake on the dock.

Let me know how that works out.
Source(s):
www.petewhomedicaladvice.com
www.tapewormsandyou.com

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