How do I make my penis smaller its to big to fit in my pants?


Question:
My penis has gotten awkwardly big and it now doesn't fit in my pants. How do I make it smaller?

Answers:
Take a butcher's knife, pull down your pants, and position your peni* out and elongated, take the knife in your hand firmly, pull your arm back.. and eat a cookie.
think about old nuns and dead puppy dogs, that should do the trick
... If it doesn't fit your pants, cut it off. xD
cut it in half.
well, one things for sure,,, you're imagination is pretty big...
Get bigger pants.
are you emo and wearing girl pants?
because that just doesnt happen.
Cut it off!
I had same problem, 18 inches. Required major and painful surgery to get down to normal nine. See a urologist, but not a pleasant thing.
try cutting down your ego before cutting anything else
That's really funny, thanks for the laugh =)
how about you wake up
If you are try to be humourious try harder (no pun intended you sicko)
y would you want it smaller i love guy s with big cocks
quit wearing you baby brothers pants
try sweat pants
Yea Sure it has
Surgery perhaps? How else do people become fake these days?
How about you get a life not a new pair of pants!
You have just proved to everybody that you have a small one by making up such a crap story that isn't even funny.
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