I cant stop getting an erection, how do i stop it?
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grow old!
masturbate a lot
pack it in ice
work out a math problem in your head
or better yet, just get used to them, be happy you are able to get erect and be proud of what you have instead fo tryign to hide the fact your penis is normal and does what all good penises do.
Hit it with a shoe
ice
Put ice on it. IT works.
Rusty pair of scissors.
Think of your mom getting plowed by your dad.
Think of your mom.
punch it !
take matters in hand
Find a picture of Rosie O'donnel
ice it, or just rub one out!
think of rosie o'donnell in a bikini
eat salt peter if its that much of a problem...whats making you get the erection to begin with? avoid whatever it is..
ice and cold showers lol
think of java the hut hitting on you
Think about seeing your grandmother naked, or having sex with your grandpa.
GET YOUR BEER GOOGLES ON AND HEAD TOO THE LOCAL BAR THE WEEKEND IS ALMOST HERE EITHER YOU WILL GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM OR POSSIBLE CATCH SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE IT WILL ROT AND FALL OFF AND YOU DON'T HAVE TOO WORRY ABOUT IT.
Get a Hobbie
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day....
Look at an ugly chick
next time it happens, think of the ugliest person you know of. and you should probably have a chat with the doc
You fool! That is not a PEZ dispenser that is Grandpa's Viagra!
stop looking at porn, think about something off of the topic, through ice water over it. this could be because you are still young. it is normal at a young age to have an erection often.
find a totally un sexy though (your parents having sex) and learn to think of it anytime you are getting an unwanted erection ...I don't know how old you are so I wont recommend sex.. but getting some "release" may help.
think of your old wrinkly gross disgusting grandma or some ugly chic you knew!
Pinch yourself..that's if ice does not work. :)
Close the Playboy magazine immediately !!!
Getting yourself busy.
If still erection, cut off.
U will have an extra dish for tonight dinner.
chop it off
Put on a long Overcoat to hide the Pole so the Neighbours and passersby do not see it and get you Arrested for Perversion. Then go down to the local Pub for 5 Pints of Beer and a look at some Footie on Tele that should cool you down.
look at a pic of Renée Zellweger.
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