Why does it take Men so long to poop?


Question:
Seriously, every man I know can be in there pooping for like 45 minutes! What is taking you so long?

Answers:
Basically the toilet is like our cave, we don't have someone nagging or even just talking to us. We can read in peace and quiet
i hear ya ! im in and out haha but guys like to relax in there and read. some say it there only chance of peace and quiet!
It's the only place we can go to get some peace and quite. I don't usually sit in there for 45 minutes though. I can take my Bass Masters in there and read for about 15 or 20 minute with listing to a bunch of nagging.
WE DONT!!!!!!!!!!...
45 minutes is usually from constepation and not enough fiber in the daily diet. Taco Bell or white castles and a case of beer, I'm in and out in 5 minutes. Don't forget, it takes us a little while longer to whipe too, because we have hair in there and don't wanna get caught with a little poo poo in our butts.
what the hell

thanks for the 2 pts
lmao
Some men like to masturbate after they get off the crapper
its a place to escape, lol
Have you ever seen the statue of "the thinking man? He's actually sitting on the toilet. The John is a place of peace and quiet where one can read. I have a magazine rack just above the paper roll holder.
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