OK heres the scenario...?
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Doesn't she know it's rude to show up unannounced?
Use ice to cool it down.
Think about something nasty. Like your parents having sex.
rub one out... could be done with it in under a minute if you try hard enough...
Leave the erection alone , get rid of your mother.
Don't answer the door.
a quickie
either pack it in ice or picture your mom standing there naked holding a tub of Crisco
I think just put on your boxer or jeans will be okay...
im going to have to go with using the door as a shield form showing it and maybe using the tuck method or somthing
but honestly dont answer the damn door
some things are more important
That's sick... you are one sick puppie, man. How come you get an erection when your mother knocks at your door?
*just joshing* of course. You need to have a plan... some boxer breifs and a very loose long shirt for example. First sigth of your mother and things shoudl settle down.. least they did for me when I was banging that beautiful girl in your apartment.
what do you mean hide your stiffy?HIDE THE GIRL - IT'S YOUR MOTHER!
Emergency routine when mothers burst in: (trying to see from a guy's view in this case...)
1) hide the girl (ie. shove girl under bed or behind the compute or wtv)
2) then if you are on your bed, jump off it and land face down and groan...yes it will hurt BUT. a) you can hide it b) you can sort of...flatten it c) you can clutch it in pain so you have an excuse to umm...hide it in your hands?
oh yeh you will have to get up quick and you can just jump around clutching your groin and quickly make up an excuse to mother..."i saw a mozzie on the ceiling so i had to jump off the bed to snap at it. i missed." or "i wanted to be forever young - i wanted to go back to the time when i was three and trying to fly". the reason you have to get up quick is coz u might have your girl stashed under the bed and your ma may bend down and see her while comforting you.
once u r up and jumping, proceed out of room saying you need her help with something.
you don't have to go through all this trouble though.
why don't you just lock the door when you're getting nasty damn it!
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