I got bitten by a radioactive panda?
I woke up from a coma do I have super powers? If so what ones? And yes I do like bamboo.
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well you will never want to reproduce and will have to watch panda porn for the rest of your life.
Congratulations.
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you can walk backwards with out the erge of looking behind you.
That's ridiculous I'm not going to Panda to your fantasy.
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You need to go check in to the local mental hospital.
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It's just not your day is it??
Oh dear... I hope you were'nt intending having children.. this could prove to be quite a problem PandaMan.
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When your drugs where of you'll realise it is a panda car you are in, and the black and white creatures in the front are uniformed police officers !
Whatever you're on dude, get off it quick.
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I'm a panda and I'm tired of racists like you spreading negative stereotypes about my people. We are certainly not radioactive and we do not put people into comas. Nor do we give them superpowers or a love for bamboo. We are hardworking, educated pandas who only have positive things to contribute to society.
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You have the ability to produce teeny-tiny offspring in a pocket-like pouch on your abdomen.
Pandaman, Pandaman. Does whatever a Panda can. Eats Bamboo but be aware you'll get black eyes if you stand and stare.
Yes, you do have a super power ... you can now see into the future ... and you won't like what you're gonna see ... it's gonna be with you munching on some bamboo stalks, getting one stuck in your throat, and choking to death ... what a future ...
The ability to have black eyes and not do much during the day.
Spiderman would still kick your ***...
Is this the same coma as the last question , or are you prone to dropping in to comas !!??
Could these super Powers be what enables you to walk through walls , and therefor to answer the previous question ... no you are not dead you just have super powers !!
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The ability to sit still for hours and eat massive amounts of bamboo lol. Those are your super powers, pretty lame ha? You should go and get bitten by a radioactive shark or something so that you can swim super fast lol or some other cool animal lol!
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You seem to wake up from comas a lot. my advice is to visit your local GP, they should refer you to a coma ward, where you can lie down for a while until the bad dream we call this world goes away again. won't that be nice?
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wow!you fantasize!
Ok so i group that it is possible that your penis can enjoy an angle is in attendance a cure?
Unfortunately the bite to you was not fatal but the poor old Panda is now dead.
do you have black bags surrounding your eyes?
do you have the need to sit on your *** all day and eat bamboo?
do you making a 'bleeting' sound instead of a growl?
if so...
YOU ARE PANDAA MANNN!!!
I am on the prescript meds, they suck, where on earth are the poppie field?
bamboo sences
if bamboo is near you'll know
Does masterbaiting right for you do you do it?
wooooow!! fuk
seriously!!
go to the doc man!!
quick, i heard radioactive things can kill you and spread to others next to u.
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